The World Is My Oyster. Slimey. Smelly. | Men's Fashion
The World Is My Oyster. Slimey. Smelly. | Men's Fashion
The World Is My Oyster. Slimey. Smelly. | Men's Fashion
The World Is My Oyster. Slimey. Smelly. | Men's Fashion
The World Is My Oyster. Slimey. Smelly. | Men's Fashion
The World Is My Oyster. Slimey. Smelly. | Men's Fashion
The World Is My Oyster. Slimey. Smelly. | Men's Fashion
The World Is My Oyster. Slimey. Smelly. | Men's Fashion
The World Is My Oyster. Slimey. Smelly. | Men's Fashion

The World Is My Oyster. Slimey. Smelly. | Men's Fashion

Regular price $28.90 Sale

Life is not an aphrodisiac. It is filled with ups and downs. This demotivation shirt says it all.

• Tri-blend construction (50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun cotton/25% rayon)
• 40 singles thread weight
• Comfortable and durable
• Contemporary fit
• Lightweight

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 84 86
Width (cm) 42 46 51 56 61 66 71 76